i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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