I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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