Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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