If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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