and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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