I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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