lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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