i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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