3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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