i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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