it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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