Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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