If that was your dad, he is hot
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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