This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So much Jack, so little girl.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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