these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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