We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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