I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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