I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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