WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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