How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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