ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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