after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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