I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize