You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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