How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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