your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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