I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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