WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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