I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
His nipple licking is glorious
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