the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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