someone get that fucking seahorse.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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