New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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