Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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