yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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