loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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