Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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