her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He shit in the fireplace
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