i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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