Its about making memories worth repressing
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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