Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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