Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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