haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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