i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Someone shattered a urinal.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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