yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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