I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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