this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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