I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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