This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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