Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize