brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You ruined the universe
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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